I HAVENT BEEN THIS WORRIED ABOUT MIKE SINCE WELCOME HOME THIS IS NOT GOOD POUND THE ALARM I NEED AN AMBULANCE
Literally every post related to Mike and last night/next week is tagged with something along the lines of “if he dies i’m not watching”
MIKE WESTON I SWEAR IF YOU DIE I WILL KILL YOU.
"Helena, we’re going back to Boone!"
"Helena, Pete and Myka are in love!"
"Helena, no more Bering and Wells for you!"
"Helena, Paracelsus is playing with the time machine!"
"Helena, Syfy is great!"
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.